Banned from Walmart

BANNED FROM WAL MART

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Samsel,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
And last, but not least .
15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

Regards,
Tom Richards
Walmart

October Fun

I hope that everyone had a great Halloween!

TRUNK OR TREATING AT CC2

It has been a minute since I hae posted and soooo much has gone on. Jake and I love to do a ton of things during the holiday's with our girls.Sometimes a little too much, but hey it creates tons of emories and we get to hang with family and friends.

About a week ago we went to CC2's trunck or treat party and we had a great time. Jake set up the back of the Explorer with cob webs and black tarp. He had a smoke machine but that did not work :(. I have never seen him so excited to decorate. The girls got to do the cake walk, get some face painting and they got Cutest fairies costume...

Grandpa and Natalia got to had out candy together while Grandma took the other 2 girls to each car to get very much un-needed candy. They loved it though. Jessica kept going around and around till there was no more candy.

Love the October month

Jake and I have been so busy with work and school that we finally took a family day this last Saturday to go to Lombardi Ranch with our family. My mom and dad went as well as Jake's mom and dad. It was really nice to see how they changed things around there. Jake ran around with the girls to find their pumpkins and climb over anything they could.

I love seeing all the pumpkins and families smiling and having a great time with their little ones. I running into old friends and catching up. I love just having my family, I couldn't ask for more.

8 things

I was tagged so here we go:

8 things I like to watch:

*Harry Potter (does not matter which one)
*Any kind of comedy
*The Hills (yeah no laughing)
*Friends
*Goonies
*One Tree Hill (no laughing)
*Super Nanny ( I will threaten my kids with that one day."Don't make me call super nanny")
*Extreme Makeover


8 Favorite restaurants

*Olive Garden
*Red Lobster
*Buca Di Bepo
*TGIF
*Marie Calenders (Buffets)
*Kisho's
*Mimi's
*The Tiki (in hawaii)

8 Things that happened yesterday

*Did homework
*Took Jessica to school
*Worked from home
*Made dinner
*Did laundry
*Got the mail
*Called my mom
*Talked to Jake

8 Things I look forward to

*Going to the pumpkin patch with my family
*The Holiday's
*Seeing family
*Paying my house off
*Getting a new car
*One day being a grandmother (no time soon)
*Working as a RN
*Spending eternity with my family

8 Things I love about fall

*The weather
*The Holiday's
*My children getting excited to open presents
*Going to the Rose Bowl
*Jake getting storm work
*Going snowboarding
*Rain
*Wearing Jackets and long sleeve shirts

8 on my wish list

*To live till I'm 90
*To have my family stay healthy
*To stay safe
*To pay off my home
*Be a great role model for my children
*Be a good wife
*Finish school fast
*To learn more in the church

Whom ever has not done this, don't be shy share.

Decoration Time

So I get home after a meeting I had today and Jake has all of our Halloween decor out. Last year for Christmas I bought Jake a ton of Halloween decor so that he can decorate the front yard. I had a 80% off coupon for the Spirit store so I went crazy the day after Halloween sale.


The girls where having so much fun dressing in old Halloween costumes that Cindy has made in the past for them. Jake and I also got to join in the fun and put on some wigs....lol He is going to kill me when he finds out I posted these pictures.

Hopefully no one steals any of the decor he puts in the front yard. And if any of you want to stop by to see his master piece come on down.

My brother's wedding

My brother finally got married last weekend October 4th. Is was really beautiful. Cindy (my mom inlaw) did the flowers and made my s their dresses. It was a pretty busy day.

Kellie looked absolutely perfect and my brother looked handsome. Of course my husband was the most handsome guy there....lol

My mom and dad where emotional but happy, there was a lot of memories made that night that
I will cherish for ever. Also the photographer was amazing. Check out her blog at jenosullivanphoto.blogspot.com

About Jake

What is your husbands name? Jacob Russell Milhoan
How long have you guys been married? 6 years November 23
How long did you date? Like 4 months, but we knew eachother from High School
How old is he? 29 lol he is 6 months older than me
Who eats more sweets? If you leave a box of Oreo's on the table they will be gone by morning
Who said I love you first? That would be Jake
Who is taller? hahaha he is . I am very short
Who can sing the best? Me of course
Who is smarter? Me of course..lol No really
Who does the laundry?I do but if need be Jake will
Who pays the bills? I do and it drives me crazy to see how much we need to spend every month.
Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?I do.
Who mows the lawn? Jake does when he has a chance. It usually looks like an amazon
Who cooks dinner?I try to as much as I can, but when you have little ones driving you crazy all day PB&J is what ya get
Who drives? Both of us!
Who is the first to admit when they are wrong? Jake...I am stubborn
Who kissed who first? That would be Jake kissed me first.
Who asked who out first? Jake asked me out first
Who wears the pants? Both of us at different times.

So in a nut shell Jake is great, good husband,dad and friend.